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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6414 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!