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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7805 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!
But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!
