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SofaSnoozeNoMore

aita, Bed.., box room, Cinema, Communication, compromise, decision, family, girlfriend’s cousin, guest, office, own home, refusing to sleep on the sofa, second bedroom, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, SofaSnoozeNoMore, staying over, unreasonable, weekend plans, working from home

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crops Grown:	5077
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.

Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!

CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

Admiration, Affection, attraction, Behavior, Body language, covert signals, CraftyCrafter, EYES, Gestures, Heart, Hidden feelings, infatuation, Interest, into you, long tail, nonverbal cues, not-so-obvious, romantic interest, secret crush, signs, smp, Someone, subtle hints, unspoken signals

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.

SeasonCraft – Because every season is a new adventure!

activities, Adventure, autumn, Changing Seasons, climate, Cozy, enjoyment, Fall, favorite time of year, favourite season, holidays, Nature, outdoors, Personal, Preferences, reasons, Season, seasonal changes, SeasonCraft, Spring, Summer, weather, why, Winter

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Votes:	2835
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Do you love seasons? Well, on our server, every day is a different season! One minute you’re building a sandcastle on the beach, and the next you’re skiing down a snowy mountain. Who needs a calendar when you have our wacky weather system?

Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what season will come next. Will it be raining cats and dogs? Or maybe a heatwave that turns your crops into popcorn? The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our ever-changing seasons. Who needs predictability when you can have pure pandemonium?

CraftyCreeperCo: DealOrNoDealGeo

Agreement, Caucasus region, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, Deal, DealOrNoDealGeo, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solution, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, georgia, international relations, negotiations, occupied regions, peace talks, political tensions, resolution, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	229	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the wildest place you’ll ever see, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer, bro.

and get this, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a diamond sword? bam, you got it. need a castle made of gold blocks? poof, there it is. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city? yeah, there’s a whole civilization living down there, trading emeralds for enchanted books and brewing potions that’ll make you fly. it’s like a whole new world, man.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the fun. see you in the game, dude.

Slide n’ Shock Server

charge differential, Crackle, discovery, electricity, Explanation, forces, Friction, Motion, Phenomenon, Physicists, PHYSICS., research, Science, Server, shock, slide, sliding motion, static electricity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the ultimate electric vibes in Minecraft? Well, this server is where it’s at! We’ve got static electricity like you’ve never seen before, thanks to our top-notch physicists who have cracked the code on how it all works.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the front and back of sliding motion, creating a charge differential that will make your hair stand on end (literally). Feel the crackle of static electricity as you navigate through our electrifying world, where every block you touch could send sparks flying.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where science and Minecraft collide in such a shocking way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly electrifying – join us now and get ready to be zapped into a whole new world of fun!

RichLands Minecraft server

Approval, Create, Discord, ELEMENTS, form, Friends, Join, Minecraft, NO DONATION, Play, profile, RichLands, rp, Server, SETTLEMENT, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

RichLands is a vanilla server with RP elements.

There is no donation of any kind on the server.

On the server you can survive alone or with friends. Join settlements or create your own.

To access our server, you must:

1. Log into our Discord server.

2. Fill out the form.

3. After your profile is approved, you will be added to the whitelist and you will be able to play on our server

richlands.joinserver.xyz

Coffee Network: Where minigames, realms, and PVP are brewed to perfection!

active community members, brewed, coffee, Community Events, Conquer, dedicated players, dynamic mix, Economy, economy-driven world, empire-building, Events, fast-paced battles, Growing Community, KitPvP, Minigames, Network, new game experiences, Perfection, PvP, PvP battles, Realms, Skill-based PvP, special rewards, staff applications, Survival, ultimate Minecraft experience

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Towns Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	4592	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to Coffee Network Minecraft Server

Website	Visit Coffee Network
Discord	Join our Community

Welcome to Coffee Network, the ultimate Minecraft experience! We’re home to a dynamic mix of KitPvP and Survival modes, with more exciting game modes coming soon! Whether you’re looking to conquer in PvP battles or build your empire in a survival world, we’ve got it all.

Features:

✅ KitPvP – Battle it out in fast-paced, skill-based PvP.
✅ Survival – Explore, build, and thrive in our economy-driven world.
✅ Events – Join community events for special rewards and fun!
✅ More Game modes Coming Soon – Stay tuned for exciting new game experiences!

Note: Staff applications are currently closed, but we are always looking for active community members. Join us today and become part of a growing community of dedicated players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
Can I join the server on a cracked version of Minecraft?	No, we only allow players with a legitimate copy of Minecraft to join.
How often are new game modes added to the server?	We aim to add new game modes regularly, stay tuned for updates on our website and Discord.

Cracker Craze Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Calorie Counting, coping mechanisms, Cracker, CRAZE, dieting, emotional eating, fasting, food addiction, Hummus, meal planning, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nutrition, overeating, self-control, Server, skinny, support groups, Therapy, unhealthy habits, weight management, wheat crackers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	49755
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life food addiction by indulging in virtual feasts of epic proportions! Our pixelated world is filled with endless buffets of cake, cookies, and pizza – all with zero calories!

Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Food Monster, who tempts players with delicious treats at every turn. Will you have the willpower to resist his sugary temptations, or will you succumb to the cravings and binge on virtual snacks until dawn?

With mini-games like “Cake Wars” and “Pizza Parkour,” you’ll never run out of ways to satisfy your hunger for adventure. So come join us on our server, where food addiction is not a problem – it’s a way of life!

Fake Religion Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Certainty, computers, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Fake, Fingerprints, IMPOSSIBLE, Minecraft, proof, Religion, skepticism, smp, Truth, uncertainty, UNIQUENESS, validation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll meet the most unique and outrageous players in the blocky world! We’ve got a player who builds exclusively with pink wool and another who communicates solely through chicken noises. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning if you’re in the real world or just a pixelated dream. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to finding a unicorn in Minecraft (spoiler alert: it involves feeding a horse a stack of enchanted golden apples).

So why wait? Come join our wacky world and be a part of the most unique Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who shares your love for building giant statues of llamas.

CheaterCraft: Not Your Dad’s Minecraft

abandonment, anger management, CHEATER, CheaterCraft, Dads, dna test, emotional trauma, family betrayal, family conflict, family drama, father issues, father’s grief, half-sister, Infidelity, male role model, marriage issues, Minecraft, one night stands, parental custody, parental responsibilities, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re all just blocks! Join us for a fun and chaotic time as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a new family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family issues and create your own blocky family with fellow players. No DNA tests required here!

Join us to build your dream world and leave behind the drama of cheating moms and paternity tests. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and just have a good time.

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who needs a mom demanding apologies and texts when you can have fun building and crafting in Minecraft? Let’s block out the negativity and create a new family within our pixelated world!