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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9468 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 193 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!