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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1895 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 764856 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they just don’t care and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.
One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. True story, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the DJs? Yeah, it’s lit.
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a hidden portal to a land where MacBeth was a C-section fatality. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
