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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5294 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8137 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8061 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 423 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Lol, bro, if you wanna join dis epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the signs of someone who grew up in a toxic household, like, they probably build their houses out of lava and obsidian cuz they’re used to living in a fiery pit of drama, ya know? And like, they’ll always be hoarding all the diamonds cuz they never got enough love as a child, so now they gotta compensate with shiny things in a blocky world. Plus, they’ll probably have a pet creeper named Karen who’s always exploding over the smallest things, just like their mom used to do. So yeah, if you wanna join our crazy server full of dysfunctional players, hit us up and let’s build some wacky sh*t together!
