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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1982 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows