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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9211 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8980 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!