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frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.

vehiKILLz999

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us at this crazy server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword!

thousands of people buy a vehicle every year, not knowing it is what they will die in. but here, u can ride in style on a flying unicorn while shooting fireballs at creepers!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of lava. u can even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while blasting your favorite tunes on our jukebox made of enchanted emeralds.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!

grenade7ruskillz23

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Crops Grown:	5341
Enchantments Applied:	232	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

join this server if u want to experience the thrill of dodging grenades like a russian soldier! we promise not to give u a 23-year sentence for killing ur comrades, unless u do it in game of course. come join us for explosive fun and chaotic battles, just watch out for those sneaky players with a penchant for grenades. who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary soldier like the one in the news! just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an arm… or seven comrades.

boomerzDetektivzMoonLandingFakeAI

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got boomers trying to solve the mystery of the moon landing being FAKE NEWS. they be like sherlock holmes up in here, but they be falling for every AI photo trick in the book. come see them try to crack the case while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a wild ride, fam. join now for the LOLs and the epic fails. let’s goooooooo!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1728	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	2648
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crops Grown:	6687	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a lawyer, doctor, or astronaut? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that stress behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Forget about deadlines, paperwork, and saving lives – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this crazy world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to let your imagination run wild, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this bizarre and fantastical world!

russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1195	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 😂 But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness

hear5deafies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Potions Brewed:	98

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.

dreamin4u Minecraft server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Star Shards Collected:	164
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!