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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8238 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!