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CraftyHomelessFriends

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Holy Grails Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	6340
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those who have been wronged by high school bullies and their loser fiancés!

Join us and unleash your inner rage in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and take out your frustrations on pixelated enemies.

We have a strict “no bullies allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any mean girls spreading lies about you here.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for holding onto that high school trauma – in fact, we encourage it! Let it fuel your creativity and passion for revenge as you craft your way to victory.

So come on in and let off some steam, because on this server, the only thing getting destroyed is your past demons. Join now and show that fiancé who’s boss!

BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!

LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1083	Dragon Eggs Found:	5298
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	7902
Void Armor Forged:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9191	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Emeralds Found:	4989	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5302	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!