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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 552 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8476 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!