| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3939 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1183 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4523 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6999 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4683 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8295 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 5117 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 38 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2648 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9465 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3475 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8196 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6405 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1415 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
