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Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	276
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Zombie Dances:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Votes:	568	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Gods Slained:	0

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	261	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!