| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8636 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3514 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Magic Items Found: | 7110 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8651 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6187 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2436 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5239 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1923 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3385 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 160851 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 333 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1320 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 191 |
