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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8777 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 7960 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
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