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BlockPartyTime

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

Chaos, community response, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, Covid-19 pandemic, Crafting, distrust in government, extremism, firearms, government trust, gun control, gun owners, non-gun owners, pandemic effects, political beliefs, political violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, purchase behavior, research, social behavior, societal impact, study, ViralGunners

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

Neverland Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	239
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	7634
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	1456

Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!

NoSleep4U

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	60	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	168	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!

K2 Tank Supply Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Yo, listen up fam! This lit Minecraft server is like South Korea ready to repair Romanian roads to open way for K2 tank supplies – straight up insane, right? We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant tank made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of creepers just waiting to explode with fun. So come join us and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

SerebryanskyCraft: Azov’s Revenge

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5757	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

lol join our epic minecraft server where we drive out russian forces from the serebryansky forest!!! u can be a warrior and fight off the bad guys with ur diamond sword or u can be a peaceful farmer and grow crops and trade with other players!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for u!!! come join us and be a hero in the serebryansky forest!!!

TonsilRegenCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, if u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin. Our bodies be like, “Bruh, why u doin dis to us?” But forget dat noise, cuz dis server be off da hook!

Picture dis: u spawn in and bam! U surrounded by llamas wearin top hats and dancin to dubstep. U think dat’s wild? Just wait til u see da giant chickens ridin on pigs like they own da place.

But dat ain’t even da best part. We got a secret underground city where da villagers throw raves every night. U can trade diamonds for glowstone and party like it’s 1999.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server where da only rule is to have a blast. And remember, if ur body starts talkin to u, just tell it to shut up and keep playin.

GutCraft: High-Fat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, animal research, Animals, anxiety, anxiety disorders, anxiety fuel, Behavior, Brain, brain chemicals, brain function, complex pathway, diet effects, gut bacteria, gut health, gut-brain connection, GutCraft, high-fat diet, HighFat, mental health, Microbiome, neurological effects, resident gut bacteria

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like no other, man. like, we got animals on a high-fat diet runnin’ around disruptin’ gut bacteria and alterin’ behavior. but wait, there’s more! through some crazy pathway connectin’ the gut to the brain, we got brain chemicals goin’ wild and fuelin’ anxiety like u never seen before. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. so come join us on dis wild ride and see what kinda mischief u can get into. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!