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NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697

Suspiciously Normal Modded Minecraft Server: Where rainbows meet whitelist and Java

[Dragon Fights], Application Process, Collaborative Community, community focus, Diamond Economy, Discord, Discord communication, friendly environment, Inclusive Community, java, Meet, Minecraft, minecraft chat, Modded, Modded mini seasons, normal, North America, player interactions, pokemon channel, RAINBOWS, Server, Server Events, Server images, Suggestion forums, Suspiciously, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	8526	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Star Shards Collected:	300	Meteorites Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Server Focus	Community interaction
Server Location	North America
Members	350 server members, 500 total members

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.

Q: What is the server economy like?

A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.

Q: When do mini seasons occur?

A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.

Q: How can I communicate with other members?

A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.

Q: Can I join the server just to chat without playing Minecraft?

A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, atheism, banning religions, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, contemporary historians, DARK AGE, final answer, freedom of religion, Gods, Holycraft, Minecraft, monopoly, persecution, persecution of christians, Plague, Religion, Roman society, ROMANS, Server, society, spirituality

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that stands up for freedom of religion? Look no further! Our server is like ancient Rome, defending against the Christian plague of monopoly on religion. Join us as we fight against the tyranny of one god and embrace the diversity of all beliefs.

Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.

And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7039	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

BasementRejectorCraft

advice, bank account, BasementRejectorCraft, Charity, credit card debt, defining identity, family dynamics, family vacation, Fighting, financial issues, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, moving out, music teacher, opinion, parents basement, school payments, smoking weed, tracking phone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Farms Harvested:	651	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of family drama and constant nagging? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is the perfect place to build your own world without any interference from parents tracking your every move.

Forget about basement apartments and overbearing family members, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. No more unsolicited advice or opinions, just pure freedom to create and explore to your heart’s content.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground weed farm waiting to be discovered in one of our virtual caves. Who needs real-life drama when you can embark on a quest for virtual treasure and relaxation?

Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, you’re the boss!

HateEats Minecraft Server

abhorrent, aversion, cuisine, Culinary, detest, disgust, DISLIKES, distaste, Flavors, Food, HateEats, loathe, Minecraft, nauseating, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revulsion, Server, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the same food as everyone else? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of players who share your disdain for popular foods! Join us and bond over your mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza, or the abomination that is raisins in cookies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who once defeated an army of evil carrots in a battle for vegetable supremacy. Join us and witness epic food fights, where players hurl virtual tomatoes at each other in a quest for culinary dominance.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can freely express your food preferences without fear of judgement, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and let your taste buds run wild!