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CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Awareness, CraftyLifeLessons, daily routines, Gratitude, growth mindset., habits, Impactful, introspection, life lessons, mindfulness, mindset, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, routine changes, Self Discovery, small changes, transformation, unexpected

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	2030	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join our server and prepare to learn some truly bizarre life lessons that you never knew you needed. From building a house out of giant flying pigs to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a disco-themed dungeon, our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to befriend a talking llama who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, you’ll never look at downward dog the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Items Found:	6817
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Items Found:	5945	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	New Chunks Explored:	479914
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	6870
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Villages Defended:	9

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!