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NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9709

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

activities, Bars, Cafés, clubs, community gatherings, Entertainment, Events, Friends, gatherings, hang out, MEETUPS, networking, nightlife, outings, Parties, restaurants, social events, Social Interaction, socializing, socializing spots, SocializingSMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Potions Brewed:	66	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1768	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Items Found:	7438

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3959	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3857	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!