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Nimlot

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, lucky block, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2814
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

SMP Gamemodes: – Glitch SMP – Middle School Inufse – Bliss SMP – Armor SMP – And more coming soon

Minigames: – Warden fight – Bedwars – Spleef (in parties only) – TnT Tag – Prop Hunt / Hide and seek

nimlot.xyz:25578

Tax Romania

Community, Friends, internet, Minecraft, Play, Romania, Server, Survival, Tax, Veronne Romania

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Veronne Romania appears on the internet out of nowhere trying to create a small community with people who want to make friends and play with us.

191.96.94.54

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Void Gems Collected:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Towns Built:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	535957
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

51.222.166.68:25623

Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	5368
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!