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LordRetirement Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz we got HOUSE OF LORDS in da game, but get dis, dey gotta retire at age 80! like, imagine all dem oldies tryna mine and build, it’s gonna be a riot! plus, we got special quests where u gotta help dem find their dentures and walkers, it’s a hoot! come join da fun and see if u can survive da retirement home madness! -
Realms of Awesomeness: Seeking Cool Peeps for Epic Adventures! No zombies allowed!
Minecraft Server Overview and FAQ Minecraft Server Overview
Description To keep it somewhat short me and some friends started a Minecraft survival world and we’ve been playing for about a week. We’re looking to add a few more people, preferably 21+ who can joke around while maintaining civility. Absolutely no griefing allowed. Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is there an age requirement to join? We prefer players who are 21+. Are players allowed to joke around? Yes, as long as it remains civil and respectful. What is the rule on griefing? Absolutely no griefing allowed. Offenders will be kicked and the world will be reverted. What kind of players are you looking for? We are looking for like-minded individuals who enjoy building and creating memories in the survival world. -
BagCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky content that will keep you entertained for hours on end.Picture this: you’re in a Minecraft world where the mobs are wearing swimsuits and the only way to defeat them is by using yellow damage. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, that’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got joint firing drills, total assaults, and limit break assaults that will test your skills like never before.
But wait, there’s more! How about a Grand Assault featuring ShiroKuro in an urban setting with torment and light armor? Or maybe you’d prefer to balance Schale’s books with the General Student Council in a mind-bending event that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
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SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition
Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.
Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!
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CraftyLove Minecraft Server
When your significant other starts building secret underground bases in Minecraft and refuses to let you in because they’re “protecting rare diamonds” that don’t actually exist in the game. Join our server and escape the drama by building your own secret bases and hiding from your virtual partner who may or may not be plotting against you! Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual drama and endless possibilities for betrayal? Join now and start crafting your own soap opera-worthy storylines! -
KyivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we push russia out of southern ukraine every day!!! with the power of deep strikes and no restrictions, we will dominate the virtual battlefield like never before! zelensky himself will guide you through the chaos, leading our army to victory against all odds. join now and be a part of history in the making! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! -
ZelenskyyCraft: Putin Slayer
so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures eva, man. u can build ur own castle made of diamondz and ride a pig into battle against giant zombie chickens.also, we gotz dis secret underground base where u can find da rarest loot and fight off evil creepers with ur trusty pickaxe.
plus, we gotz a disco party every saturday night where u can dance with ur fellow gamers and show off ur sick dance moves.
so, come join us and let’s have a blast together in dis epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro!
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CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly
so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!
so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!