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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1668 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!