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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5071 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.
Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?
So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.
