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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6849 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 1441 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.