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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5805 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.