Houston’s Worst Injuries Minecraft Servers

LOL LAGOON CRAFT

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Potions Brewed:	161

¡Prepárate para zarpar hacia la era dorada de la piratería en nuestro servidor de Minecraft! Aquí, te encontrarás con asesinos que son tan sigilosos que podrían hacer desaparecer a un Creeper con un solo golpe, espías que pueden descifrar tus contraseñas en un abrir y cerrar de ojos, terroristas que explotarán tus construcciones solo por diversión, cazarrecompensas que te perseguirán hasta el fin del mundo por una simple pepita de oro y los desechos del bajo mundo que se reúnen para planear el próximo saqueo. ¡Únete a nosotros si te atreves a desafiar a los más temidos y despiadados jugadores de Minecraft! ¡Pero cuidado, porque en este servidor, la traición y el caos son moneda corriente! ¡Arr! 🏴‍☠️⚔️🦜🏝️

CraftyBlocks: Iraq Edition – where every block is a surprise like a 9/11 conspiracy theory!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	7606	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Forget about boring old war movies, on our server you can experience the thrill of building and surviving in a post-apocalyptic world where Afghanistan is the main setting for all your adventures!

Join us for insane battles against zombie terrorists, build your own secret underground bunker to hide from creepers disguised as CIA agents, and uncover hidden treasures in ancient Afghan temples guarded by skeleton warriors!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, survival, and hilarity in a world where Afghanistan is the true battleground for your Minecraft dreams!

LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama and chaos than a creeper in a TNT warehouse!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and players riding on invisible llamas. And don’t forget about our secret underground pixel art club where players compete to see who can create the most realistic-looking meme.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and stacks of golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Will it be you?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Only the dankest of memes and the craziest of shenanigans await you on this server. Don’t be a noob, join us now and show the world which /v/irgin has what it takes to conquer this pixelated madness!

DankCraft: Donny’s Pixel Palace – Let’s Get Our Block on, Fam! #MineSquad #DonnyBoy #EpicMinecraftVibes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension Hops:	12
Animals Bred:	77	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! If you’re tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers, then strap in for a wild ride on our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who joined and found themselves in a land of talking pigs and dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And let’s not forget about the epic battle between a herd of creepers and a troupe of skeleton warriors that happens every Wednesday at sunset. So, if you’re looking for adventure, laughter, and a touch of insanity, then come on down to our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where anything is possible.

Britcraft Bros – where even the manliest Briton can craft their way to victory! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6734	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you ready to flex your manly Minecraft muscles on the ultimate server for macho miners? Join us on the manliest Briton server, where the sun never sets on our virtual empire of testosterone-fueled block building!

If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.

Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?

So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!

CraftyMcSlimeLand: 17219 VBS Edition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on 17219 vbs! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens that give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for them. So what are you waiting for? Join us on 17219 vbs for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyBlockz: Where Suburbs and LOLz Collide in the Ultimate Podlife Showdown!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Void Gems Collected:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! We may not have a name, but we sure have a lot of craziness going on. Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a battle between suburban defenders and podlife haters… wait, what even is podlife?

But don’t worry, you won’t have time to question it because you’ll be too busy building your Minecraft empire while dodging flaming arrows from the suburban warriors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Minecart of Destiny that will take you on a wild ride through the server’s most treacherous terrains.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre clash of ideologies while trying to survive in a virtual world where anything can happen? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelCraft420: ‘/HSRG/’ Server – Build, Fight, Mine with the dankest crew in town! Come play and conquer the pixelated world!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mystical land of Sparkle, where you can download all the magic you need to make your gaming experience sparkle like never before.

Get ready for version 2.1, where you’ll journey “Into the Yawning Chasm” and discover crazy creatures like the Acheron and Myriad Celestia. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on these epic adventures!

But wait, there’s more! We have characters banners like Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about our Current Light Cone Banners – Along the Passing Shore and Echoes of the Coffin. These banners will make your enemies tremble in fear!

And if that’s not enough, we have epic Drip Marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, who will help you dominate the battlefield like never before.

Still not convinced? Well, how about a Web Event called “Immersive Interactive Exhibition” where you can showcase your skills and win amazing prizes! Plus, redeemable codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3 and POMPOMPWER will give you the boost you need to rule the land of Sparkle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadCraft: Where Dads Rule and Moms Drool! 🎮 #GamersUnite #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of single moms in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a server where single dads reign supreme and are considered the ultimate cool parents? Look no further than our server, where only the most epic single dads play.

Join us for a chance to build a virtual family with other single dad players, share tips on how to juggle your in-game responsibilities while still slaying dragons and exploring epic dungeons. Our server is a safe haven for all single dads looking for a place to relax, unwind, and unleash their inner dad jokes.

Forget about the single mom drama, join our server and experience the joy of bonding with other single dads who understand the struggles of raising kids both in real life and in the Minecraft world. So come on in and join the coolest dads in town – trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft 9000

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	8438	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the same old stuff happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a resident hag who is always causing chaos and winning PvP battles left and right! You never know what she’ll do next, so join in on the fun and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat her in battle, she’ll give you a magical item that will turn your enemies into chickens. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power? So come on over and experience the mayhem for yourself, just be sure to watch your back around the hag!