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Measles Vax Forever Land

childhood vaccination, disease prevention, herd immunity, Illness, immunization, infectious diseases, Jab, Land, long-term immunity, Measles, MMR vaccine, mumps, Protection, public health, rubella, study, under-10s, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine safety, Vax

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8306	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ores Mined:	6986	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

application, Builder, Community, community-centered, custom-world-generator, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Friends, Game, Java 1.21, Longevity, march 2024, MelioSMP, part, PRANKED, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, technical player, Terraforming, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Animals Bred:	92	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	115

Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

690178326, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, Generate, internet, list, long tail, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, Tag, Thread, Topic

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	3107	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite video games, first video game, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming technology, gaming trends, interactive media, NoobGamerMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Video Game (Industry), video games, virtual entertainment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	843
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing incident, amusing story, amusing tale, anecdote, comedy, Comical, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertaining, funny, funny event, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny recollection, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, light-hearted

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1152	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

Attack, Beirut, beirut explosion, Conflict, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, idf, international news, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East news, Military, Minecraft, Raid, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

HezbollahHQBoomz

Beirut, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, explosions, headquarters, hezbollah, HezbollahHQBoomz, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military strike, political turmoil, RETALIATION, security threat, Tension, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Holy Grails Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

RetractCraft: GeneNeuroFun

cell biology, Combating, discovery, gene expression, GeneNeuroFun, genetic programmes, genetics, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, motor neurons, nervous system, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuron retraction, neuroscience, Prospects, researchers, RetractCraft, scientific research, spinal cord, spinal cord injury

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8314	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where motor neurons are, like, retracting from the spinal cord and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. you gotta combat neurodegeneration and save the day! join now for the most insane adventure of your life! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!