/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

Country, desuarchive, draw, Edition, general, Housewife’s Bull Edition, migrants, Minecraft, Previous thread, Proactive, question.., Refugees, Senran Kagura, senran related, Shinobi, shinobi school, sksg, Slutposting, smp, Thread, Trash, Welcoming, Write

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	115	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mines Excavated:	1284
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	318

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

AREA, Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Houthi, hypersonic missile, international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, missile attack, Missiles, News, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Crops Grown:	1172	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2703	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Secret Passages Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Farms Harvested:	756

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!

Countries, Environments, EqualCraft, Exhibit, Fun, gender equality, gender-equal, higher scores, Levels, lower scores, Machiavellianism, manipulative, navigate, personality traits, Potentially, REFLECT, reliance, resource-scarce, restrictive environments, strategies, Traits, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	6891
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our minecraft server where women rule the land and show off their epic manipulative skills! in this gender-equal world, women are the true bosses and use their machiavellianism to dominate the game. forget about boring old gender roles, here women are the ones in charge and they will stop at nothing to conquer the land. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of scheming!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Steamhaven

Adventure, Community, creations, creativity, Discord, Friendly, game modes, gameplay, Griefing, INCLUSIVE, ip address, Join, Legacy, marketplace, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Steamhaven, Survival, Wilderness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	894699
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

Server Information
No world resets
You’re welcome to join our server 😊
Server Version: 1.21.3

Unleash your creativity on Steamhaven, a brand new Minecraft server where the adventure begins!

Why Steamhaven?

Untamed Wilderness: Explore a pristine world, ready for your unique stamp.
Vanilla Vibe, Enhanced: Immerse yourself in vast landscapes with exciting structures, including dungeons and taverns to enhance gameplay, all with a classic Minecraft feel, plus helpful mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace.
Inclusive & Friendly: We welcome everyone to our supportive and growing community.
Long-Term Legacy: Build amazing creations that will stand the test of time (with robust anti-griefing measures in place).
Exciting Horizons: More thrilling game modes are on the way!

Ready to Dive In?

Join the fun today!

Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there world resets on Steamhaven?	No, there are no world resets on Steamhaven.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on version 1.21.3 of Minecraft.
Are there any mods on the server?	Yes, there are mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace to enhance gameplay.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there are robust anti-griefing measures in place to protect player creations.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Ancient, Britain, CHANGE, culture, Decline, heritage, History, Identity, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, past, preservation, progress, Reflection, regret, sentiment, sentimentality, Server, society, tradition, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

baked, Breakfast, brunch, Cheesy, Cooking, DELICIOUS, EASY, eggs, frittata, gluten free, homemade, Italian, leftovers, Meal, Minecraft, oh, oven-baked, protein-packed, recipe, Savory, smp, Tasty, Vegetarian

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

apartment living, Community Rules, complex, Confrontation, consideration, Cops, CraftyCops, disruptive behavior, disturbance, enforcement, family, LANDLORD, late hours, late night, Minecraft, neighbors, noise complaint, noise ordinance, overreacting, Parties, Server, smoking, smoking ban

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

Steamhaven

Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

Why Steamhaven?

Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

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