Housewife Minecraft Servers

Housewife Minecraft Servers

  • AnonCraft Server: Would You Rather?

    AnonCraft Server: Would You Rather?
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2432
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and choose your path to love and chaos! Will you marry a religious, virginal girl with morals who is ready to be a housewife and caretaker for children, but she’s mentally ill and her family will hate you? Or will you marry a zoomerette with dyed hair, an art degree, mental illness, and a TikTok account she posts on every day, who doesn’t want kids and has dated three men before you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the blocks have personalities! You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next. From block parties to block drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or blocks)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KinoCraft – The Perfect Housewife Minecraft Server with a Shenmue Twist! Join Now for LOLs and High Traffic Fun!

    KinoCraft – The Perfect Housewife Minecraft Server with a Shenmue Twist! Join Now for LOLs and High Traffic Fun!
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 698
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old missions and tasks? Well, look no further, because our server is as epic as Shenmue 3 and as perfect as Shenhua as a housewife! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs dance, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamond swords grow on trees. We promise you’ll never be bored with our endless adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6444
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2634 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 411 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like totally insane and wild? well, this server is like the craziest of them all. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the macarena.

    but wait, there’s more! we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold. and guess what? the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with laser eyes.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world? yeah, they wear tiny top hats and monocles, it’s pretty hilarious.

    so come join us on this epic adventure and see for yourself why this server is the absolute best. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EcoVirusCraft

    EcoVirusCraft
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5063
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3205 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is the cure for all that, man. we got a whole new world where humans are banned and the only inhabitants are cute little animals and mystical creatures. you can ride unicorns, befriend dragons, and live in harmony with nature.

    join us and help save the planet from the virus that is humanity. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can party with aliens and learn their advanced technology. who needs humans when you can have intergalactic friends, amirite?

    come to our server and be part of the revolution against the human virus. let’s make Minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PerovskitePowerUP

    PerovskitePowerUP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5820
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Dimension Hops: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always tryna find a server that’s like, totally lit and gonna blow ur mind? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s gonna make u go WOAH.

    picture this: u log in and suddenly u in a world where perovskite solar cells are like, the hottest thing ever. like, they’re so efficient and durable that u gonna be generating clean energy like it’s nobody’s business.

    but wait, there’s more! our researchers have come up with a molecular treatment that’s gonna make those solar cells even BETTER. like, they gonna be so powerful that u gonna be able to power ur whole base with just one cell.

    so, if u wanna be part of the revolution and join a server that’s gonna take ur Minecraft game to the next level, then u gotta join us. trust me, u gonna be blown away by the possibilities on this server. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sinbat Factions

    Sinbat Factions
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1516
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Zombie Dances: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Factions server in modern day that still holds the regular ‘vanilla’ factions value. We’re just starting out and hoping to make the server better as we go!

    104.238.210.43:25696

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anon’s Epic Mine Server

    Anon’s Epic Mine Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 8003
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 New Chunks Explored: 332605
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6057 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and even take part in our weekly llama rodeo competitions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hot tub filled with lava for those brave enough to take a dip.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TwitterQuitterMC SMP

    TwitterQuitterMC SMP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 9478
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Chimeras Created: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Elon’s shenanigans on Twitter? Looking for a new place to escape the chaos and enjoy some quality art without the algorithm messing everything up? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and enjoy some epic art without any interference from Twitter or its crazy algorithms.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the Twitter madness once and for all! Who needs Elon when you have a world of creativity and fun waiting for you right here?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FamTripFiasco Minecraft Server

    FamTripFiasco Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 2959
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Alien Abductions: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Farms Harvested: 743 Void Armor Forged: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family feud in a mall? Look no further! Join our server for some epic battles and intense drama that will make your family squabbles seem like child’s play.

    We’ve got players who know how to throw shade better than a shady aunt at a family gathering. Get ready for some intense PvP action and heated arguments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of getting kicked out of a booth in a virtual world, where the only thing louder than the screams is the sound of your own laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server around. Trust us, it’s worth leaving your hotel room for!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft CashGrab

    WeddingCraft CashGrab
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 2024
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Farms Harvested: 546
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and undervalued in your friendships? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being criticized for not bringing a present or not washing dishes – because in this virtual world, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and your creativity!

    Imagine a place where you can build extravagant mansions, host epic weddings, and throw the most epic barbecues without ever having to worry about running out of food or being asked to go grocery shopping.

    Join us and experience a world where your contributions are valued, your friendships are cherished, and your virtual plants are always well taken care of. Plus, we promise not to accuse you of trying to steal our virtual money – because on this server, we’re all about spreading love and laughter, not drama and misunderstandings.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and virtual adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the virtual witness at the most epic Spanish-Italian wedding ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

    EternalNoob Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8292
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Votes: 6821 Alien Abductions: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

    Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

    But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBustersCraft

    BlockBustersCraft
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4276
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 703082
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

    But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

    So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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