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Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers – Where Everyone is Welcome (except for griefers)

anti-black, Blacks, colleges, commencement speech, Crafty, CREEPERS, FIRED, Gay, Griefers, harvard, influential, Israel, jew supremacist, Jews, Muslim speaker, muslims, protesting Israel, racism, racist beginnings, sats, standardized test scores, University, valedictorian

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	4205
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!

Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!

And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!

But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Animals Bred:	178	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	637399
Votes:	1413	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride of creativity, adventure, and mayhem like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that player? They never left. Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave either.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond castle, guarded by a fierce dragon who only accepts players with the most epic building skills. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!

Crafting Love Connections – Pre-Tinder Era Server

awkward moments, Chivalry, Communication, Connections, courtship, Crafting, DATING, dating apps, era, Etiquette, love, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, parents, past times, phone calls, PreTinder, relationships, romance, Server, social interactions, Technology, teenage crushes, teenage years, Traditional

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	51
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mines Excavated:	3896

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!

Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!

Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!

Minecraft Madness: Animated Adventures

Adventures, animated, best tales, gets the least screentime, girl, madness, Minecraft, Tales of Animation, UNFAIR

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of being the best tales girl in Minecraft but getting the least screentime? Well, on our server, that won’t be a problem! Join us and become the star of your own Minecraft story!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine is scared to log on. We have dragons that shoot rainbows out of their mouths and unicorns that drop diamonds wherever they trot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret treasure island where you can find enchanted golden apples and magic wands that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the legendary hero you were always meant to be! And remember, on our server, the best tales girl always gets the most screentime!

ChunkyGayCraft: Where Big, Stupid, Gay Fun Happens!

big, body shaming, bullying, ChunkyGayCraft, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat shaming, Fun, Gay, harmful words, Homophobia, hurtful comments, hurtful words, ignorance, ignorant remarks, insults, LGBTQ, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, overweight, stupid

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	1528	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.

Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!

Crafty Cat Ladies: No Bullying Zone

bullying, cat, Crafty, discrimination, female aggression, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, Harassment, Incels, ladies, mental health, Misogyny, online harassment, peer pressure, power dynamics, social hierarchy, Social Issues, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, women bullying, Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where incels are so common that they practically run the place! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy incel antics and unbelievable drama.

Our server is like no other, with incels building towering monuments to their favorite anime waifus and engaging in intense incel debates about the best strategies for finding a girlfriend.

But that’s not all! We also have incel-exclusive events where players can compete to win the heart of a virtual girlfriend and incel-themed skins to really get into character.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the incel community itself, look no further. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the incel insanity that awaits!

FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

arrogance, assumption, bold, bold choice, bold decision, bold move, bold prediction, bold statement, bold strategy, Confidence, Dissolution, Downfall, Embrace, Failure, Flop, FlopCraft, Game, Inevitable, Release, Risk, Studio, success

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

Crafty Cucks: Where Caucasians Rule the Minecraft World!

BETRAYAL, Caucasians, Country, Crafty, cuck, cucks, death, Dedication, DEFEND, Fight, Goyim, Jews, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, obedience, patriotism, Population, rule, sacrifice, Selflessness, Wars, work, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Emeralds Found:	810	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!

HonkaiCraft – The Ultimate Block-Breaking Adventure!

Adventure, blockbreaking, Deepspace Anchor, discussion, dreamseeking voyage, gameplay, hig, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Guide, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Resources, Honkai Impact 3rd Resources, HonkaiCraft, MA cycles, Mad Banquet, patch notes, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowbringer Battlesuit, Shattered Swords VN, St. Freya Special Event, Thelema, Ultimate, v7.3, v7.4

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Buildings Constructed:	48
Zombie Dances:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Honkai Impact 3rd madness and mayhem. But before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ because it’s probably already answered there.

Looking for some newbie tips and resources? We got you covered with our newbie guide and resources. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the world of Elf Skill Upgrades for some mind-blowing upgrades.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the latest v7.3 supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles in all their glory. And don’t miss out on the epic trailers for S-rank Battlesuit Senadina Deepspace Anchor: First Light and Deepspace Anchor: First Light Tutorial Video for some jaw-dropping action.

Join us for the v7.4 Invitation to the Mad Banquet Trailer and get ready for the ultimate showdown with Thelema Mad Pleasure: Shadowbringer Battlesuit. It’s a Mad Banquet Prelude you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Honkai Impact 3rd on our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Previous players can attest to the insanity, so come join the fun!