House Selection Ceremony Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Star Shards Collected:	295	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	111	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6808	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	6982
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	332326
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!