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Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

ah, AITAH, backyard, Boyfriend, Calls, duplex, Escape, Gate, German shepherd dog, hurt, key, love, Minecraft, partner, PetOverPartner, prioritizing my pet, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, SWEET, texts, Trust, well trained, young

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mines Excavated:	2197	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

KyivDroneDefense

aerial defense, aerial surveillance, air defense, air defense system, anti-aircraft defense, counter drone measures, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, drone attack, drone defense tactics, Drone Detection, drone interception, drone warfare, kyiv, KyivDroneDefense, military defense, military drones, national security, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Star Shards Collected:	285
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

PokeTale

Adventure, BATTLING, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Evolution, gym, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trading

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dimension Hops:	3

Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

170.205.24.99:25567

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	166	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	334385

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	183	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3727	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crops Grown:	7013	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	949
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8681	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

appealing, aroma, calming, Comforting, delightful, Enjoyable, Favorite, fond, Fragrance, Fresh, invigorating, long-lasting, memorable, nostalgic, pleasant, Relaxing, scent, smell, SmellCraft, soothing, SWEET, whats

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	1637	Magic Items Found:	7683
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!