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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3790 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7730 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
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