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BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, bad idea, BadIdeaBuyer, Bitcoin, contrarian investing, Cyber trucks, Financial Advice, financial decisions, free market, FTX collapsing, hot potato, house investment, investing, Investment mindset, investment strategy, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, tesla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Animals Bred:	183
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

Dad’s Revenge Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, consequences, Dads, emotional baggage, family, Father, forgiveness, get back at dad, grudges, hate, healing, Minecraft, MISTAKES, parenting, personal growth, regret, relationships, Resentment, Revenge, self reflection, Server, Therapy, tollers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of your dad always telling you what to do? Join our Minecraft server and rebel against authority by building the most outrageous structures and causing chaos in the virtual world! Who knows, maybe years from now you’ll look back and realize it was all your dad’s fault for not stopping you from joining in the first place. Join now and unleash your inner rebellious Toller!

Honeymoon Havoc Minecraft Server

alcohol, anger, Argument, Cancel, Communication, compromise, cruise, dressy, elope, Fancy, Havoc, honeymoon, luxury, Marriage, mature conversation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Perks, reconciliation, relationship, Server, suite, Upset

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Imagine a world where you can elope with your Minecraft spouse and save money for a cruise on your one year anniversary! But watch out, because your Minecraft husband might get mad if you don’t dress fancy for dinner or if you suggest he dresses like a hobo. And don’t forget about the perks from contacting your old Minecraft boss – you’ll feel like Minecraft royalty the whole time!

Join our server for a honeymoon experience like no other, where you can threaten to cancel the whole thing in a fit of rage and still have a blast! Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

VlogGoneWildMC

AH (asshole), anger, Boundaries, Confrontation, deleting footage, Drama, home tour, housewarming, impulse, milestone, mixed reactions, party footage, privacy, realtors, Row, Trust, Understanding, vlogger friend, VlogGoneWildMC

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Items Found:	8432

Come join our Minecraft server where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike Suzy the vlogger, we promise not to film your entire house and broadcast it to the world. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of unwanted house tours. Plus, we have epic parties with no cameras allowed, so you can let loose and have fun without worrying about being on someone’s vlog. Join us now and say goodbye to nosy vloggers invading your personal space!

TumorMeltingCraft

#gamechanger, bowel cancer, Breakthrough, clinical trials, DRUG, health, innovation, Medical, metastatic, oncology, Patients, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, research, survival rates, Targeted therapy, Therapy, Treatment, tumor regression, TumorMeltingCraft, tumours

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray new drug that’s like, melting away tumours for some peeps with bowel cancer? it’s like a gamechanger, but in real life! imagine if you could do that in Minecraft, just melt away all the baddies with a magic potion or something. well, you can’t do that in the game, but you can join our server and have a blast with other players who are also fighting off evil tumours… i mean, mobs. come join us and be a part of this epic battle for survival! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that can cure all your Minecraft ailments. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

KaraokeCraft: Bridgerton Brightside

2000s music, annoyingly popular, Bridgerton, brightside, catchy lyrics, classic, deep emotional undercurrents, emotional, HEARTBREAK, indie rock, Infidelity, Jealousy, Karaoke songs, KaraokeCraft, monotonous, mr brightside, nostalgic, Polite, relationships, Romantic, sing-along, the killers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	6508
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own karaoke bar and sing ur heart out like mr brightside himself. u can serenade ur friends with ur monotonous yet emotional renditions of ur fav songs. become the bridgerton of minecraft karaoke and show off ur annoyingly popular singing skills. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join da fun and let’s sing our way to victory!

RainfallRaveCraft

annual precipitation, arid regions, climate, climate change, dataset consensus, Environmental Science, geographical regions, high agreement, hydrology, Land, low agreement, meteorology, mountain regions, precipitation, precipitation data, RainfallRaveCraft, subtropical regions, temperate regions, tropical regions, water cycle, weather patterns

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE PRECIPITATION THAN A WATERFALL IN A HURRICANE! WE MAKE IT RAIN LIKE A BOSS, YO. OUR LAND IS SOAKED AND READY FOR YOU TO BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND MOATS.

WE GOT TROPICAL, SUBTROPICAL, AND TEMPERATE REGIONS FOR YOU TO EXPLORE AND CONQUER. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE ARID AND MOUNTAIN REGIONS, THEY’RE A BIT DRY AND CRAY-CRAY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME WET AND WILD MINECRAFT MADNESS. BUILD, SURVIVE, AND GET SOAKED IN THE BEST SERVER AROUND. LET’S MAKE IT RAIN, BABY!

Crafty Reminder Minecraft Server

animation, ARTISTRY, best, Choreography, Crafty, creativity, Dance, Digital, Entertainment, History, Impressive.., Innovative, Minecraft, motion capture, Performance, reminder, Server, Stunning, talent, Technology, virtual, virtual reality, vtubing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crops Grown:	6755
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic choreography in all of vtubing history! Picture this: dancing creepers, twerking skeletons, and even a zombie flash mob. Join our server and witness the most outrageous dance moves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who knew virtual avatars could bust a move like this? So come on, join the party and get ready to shake your blocky booty like never before!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Release Trailer, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	9747	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers do the Macarena!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the trees talk and the diamonds sing. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive emotes that will make your character breakdance like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our secret codes for a chance to unlock a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

LoveBombDrama

aita, baby mothers, Breakup, children, Connection, DATING, Decision making, emotional turmoil, fairytale, family dynamics, hard-working woman, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, long term relationship, LOVE OF MY LIFE, LoveBombDrama, Obstacles, personal growth, relationship, Standards, WIBTA

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love triangles are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the drama of relationships and heartbreaks.

Imagine finding your perfect Minecraft partner, only to discover they have 5 kids and 2 baby mothers in the virtual world! Will you choose to stay and build a blended family in the pixelated landscape, or will you flee to a solo island and start fresh?

Experience the thrill of uprooting your Minecraft life and moving to a new server for love, only to be hit with unexpected surprises. Will you choose to work through the challenges and build a stronger bond, or will you break hearts and mine for diamonds alone?

Join us for a server full of twists and turns, where love is just as complicated as crafting a beacon. Will you choose to stay and fight for love, or will you dig a hole and bury your emotions deep underground? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

BrokeCraftVIP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so opulent, even the blocks are made of gold and diamonds. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the sheer extravagance of our virtual world. So if you want to prove your wealth and status, come join us and bask in the glory of our virtual riches. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and llamas wearing top hats. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!