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PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	547
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	3521	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Votes:	1978

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	3855
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Animals Bred:	102

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4293
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mines Excavated:	1250	Magic Items Found:	5661
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2828

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	129	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5740
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!