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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5993 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6773 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to, like, shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, so cool, man.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate treasure hunt, bro.
plus, there’s, like, a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out on this server. so, like, if you’re into spooky stuff, this is the place to be.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and, like, let’s party in Minecraft land, yo.
