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Eclipsya

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4180
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	6024	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

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A unique Survivable server with a fun gaming experience, a balanced economy system, and special and challenging events. A warm and supportive community and dedicated staff are waiting for you to make every moment unforgettable. Enter now and start your adventure!

Eclipsya.reviverealm.net

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ios, killer wife, Minecraft, Missilis, Mission Pass, new players, nikg, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Salamin, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magic Items Found:	8930
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	468450	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mines Excavated:	4882
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Towns Built:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!