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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3721 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?
Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?
But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!
