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BookWormParentAlert

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

adam mckay, awkward, blended family, BlendedCraft, Brennans, classic comedy, comedy, dale, family, First Meeting, Funny Moments, humor, John C. Reilly, Meet, movie quotes, new siblings, Ridiculous, Rivalry, silly, slapstick, step-siblings meeting, stepbrothers, stepfamily, will ferrell

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	594691
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchantments Applied:	155
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

YemeniMissileBlockParty

air defense, ballistic missile, Conflict, defense system, defense technology, foreign policy, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, missile defense, missile interception, regional threat, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, Yemen, YemeniMissileBlockParty

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!

Country Men Minecraft Server

attitude, Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, Country, culture, customs, Food, free thinker, libertarian, Manners, Media, Men, Minecraft, Personalities, politeness, Political, Server, smug, society, Stereotypes, TASTES

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Buildings Constructed:	27
Void Armor Forged:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Farms Harvested:	519	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so polite it’s almost annoying, but also have a “I’m so done with life” vibe that will make you question if they’ve been mining for diamonds too long. Our community is full of political libertarians who think they’re the ultimate free thinkers, so get ready for some interesting debates in the chat while you’re building your epic castle.

But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.

Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Sicko Cuck Talk

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks out there! We even welcome those really freaky ones into lolis (whatever that means). But be warned, you better have cash in hand when you approach us because we don’t mess around when it comes to our virtual currency. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures and questionable interactions. Discord: misuteriseyle (if you dare).

BellyToucherMadness

aunt and uncle, baby movement, belly touching, BellyToucherMadness, bodily autonomy, Boundaries, consent, Coworkers, drama queen, family, Friends, future granddaughter, mom, Motherhood, overreacting, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, sister, skin to lips contact, social etiquette

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	862767	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of people treating your pregnant belly like a public petting zoo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will touch your virtual belly without your consent.

Join us for a belly-rub-free experience where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unwanted belly attention. Plus, our virtual babies are way cuter than any real-life ones, so why bother with the drama?

Don’t be an asshole like the people in your life, join our server and let your virtual belly be free from unwanted touches. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama queens and belly rubbers.