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ExGirlfriendExDoorway Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Cohabitation, Communication, custody, Divorce, drop-offs, ex-partner, ExGirlfriendExDoorway, family conflict, Fatherhood, future planning, home environment, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, visitation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mines Excavated:	3482
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the messy custody battles of your girlfriend, her ex, and their son “Carl”!

Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!

KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

adjusting to change, blended family, child care, custody battle, Dads, emotional children, extra kids, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, House, household conflicts, household responsibilities, KidzRUs, lack of space, moms, moving in with dad, PAD, Parental authority, parental expectations, parenting responsibilities, sibling relationships, step siblings

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

campaign finance, college, Democracy, election accountability, election fairness, election integrity, election laws, election procedures, election reforms, election transparency, Electoral, electoral college, electoral system, ElectoralCraft, government regulations, political changes, political participation, political reform, smp, U.S. elections, voter suppression, voting process, voting rights, voting rules

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	994	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

CraftyBFFs

Best Friend, Bonding, building relationships, close friends, Companionship, Connection, CraftyBFFs, forming friendships, friendship, lasting friendships, lifelong friends, making connections, Meaningful connections, Meeting, Memories, personal stories, relationships, sharing experiences, socializing, special moments, unique encounters

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	4244	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

allegedly, ASTROCRAFT, Chinese, citizen, criminal activity, cybersecurity, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, Hack, HACKING, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, NASA, research, security breach, Server, Spent, Technology, trying, US, Years

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

TouristTrapCraft

accommodations, city, compliance, crackdown, Cut off, electricity, enforcement, fines, illegal, penalties, regulations, rental properties, tourism, tourist lets, TouristTrapCraft, unauthorized, Utilities, vacation rentals, valencia, Water

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ores Mined:	6761
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

Parkour Pollution Patrol

air pollution, air quality, City Living, Disease Progression, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, metropolitan areas, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkour, Patrol, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution effects, pollution exposure, pollution prevention, public health, research, respiratory health, risk factors, urban living

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7983
Crops Grown:	8235	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!

Auzorite Mc

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, open world, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Voxel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4883
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	978	New Chunks Explored:	372486
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

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Fujoshis Minecraft Server: Autistic Females Unite!

acceptance, Anime, autistic, autistic kinship, Community, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, female autists, Females, Fujoshis, INCLUSIVE, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, relationships, Server, shipping, Support, Understanding, unite, yaoi

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you a fan of fujoshis and all things wild and wacky? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where fujoshis reign supreme and where we embrace our inner autists with pride.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server that celebrates the unique and quirky fujoshi culture? Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggles and triumphs of being a fujoshi in a world that just doesn’t get it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant yaoi statues to pixel art of your favorite anime characters, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us and let your fujoshi flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your fujoshi soulmate or discover a new passion for building the most fabulous and flamboyant creations in all of Minecraft. Let’s get crazy and have some fun together!