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WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyCrashLand

accident, Aliyev, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCrashLand, crisis management., Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political leaders, putin, russia, Tragedy, tragic incident

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	7587	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.

Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	155
Animals Bred:	148	Mines Excavated:	1797

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

What is the IP for Clix Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Potions Brewed:	197
Villages Defended:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	299	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Farms Harvested:	473	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	45

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!