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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5356 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
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