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The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	7790	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	1257	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9663

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	7909	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?