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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 258 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8439 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Lmao, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server I’m on. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a chicken but like, it’s wearing a top hat and monocle. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. I know, right? It’s lit af.
But like, beware of the creepers on the server, man. They’re like those toxic exes who just won’t leave you alone. And don’t trust anyone who offers you diamonds for free, they’re probably trying to scam you like those catfishers on dating apps. Stay woke, bro.
Oh, and there’s this one time when we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But turns out, it was just a regular old wooden sword painted silver. We all got trolled so hard, it was hilarious.
So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP full of surprises and shenanigans, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, cuz things can get wild in here. Peace out, my dudes!
