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CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

GrannyCraftHousingDrama

apartment living, Boundaries, cat posts, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, GrannyCraftHousingDrama, Heart failure, homeless shelter, homelessness, housing resources, landlord issues, living situation, mental health issues, section 8 voucher, setting boundaries, smoking weed, social services, social worker, substance abuse, trust fund

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	4542
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crops Grown:	3752	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6968

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	518	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Star Shards Collected:	96
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?