Hospital MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BabyCraftHideout

Boundaries, family relationships, family dynamics, narc spectrum, Baby name

Are you tired of your milestones being hijacked by your mom and inlaws who are all on the narc spectrum? Do you want to avoid your phone blowing up while you’re in the hospital, and prevent your mom from making your baby’s birth all about herself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of your family and focus on building your own virtual world. With planned c-sections and secret baby names, you’ll never have to worry about your mom stealing the spotlight again.

Don’t be the AH by keeping your major life events a secret for days – join our server and let your in-laws be the first to know about your new grandchild! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and leave the narcissists behind!

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Blocky Hospital LOLz

general hospital, biden, Los Angeles, Actor, News

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Biden’s America? Look no further! Our server is enriched by Diversity & Inclusion, just like Johnny Wactor in Weimerica. Join us and experience the thrill of building alongside great human beings like Johnny’s mother. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Fox News headline one day! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

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HolySnakeBiteCraft

Caution, Mother, Incident, family, Awareness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than my mother getting bitten by a snake in a church parking lot? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so awesome, it’ll make your head spin faster than a witch on a broomstick. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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Blocky Butcher’s Bizarre Adventures: The Minecraft Surgery Server

Hospital, stitches, BUTCHERS, Surgeon, patient care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surgeons are also skilled Minecraft players! Join us for a wild ride as we perform virtual surgeries on each other while building epic creations in-game. Who needs a hospital when you have a Minecraft server with doctors who can remove 20 feet of intestines with ease? Join now for the most unique and bizarre gaming experience of your life!

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High on Minecraft: Intoxicated Drug Server – Where roleplay meets factions and McMMO!

#pd, Bank, hustle, Hospital, intoxicated

Minecraft Server Overview

server-ip	play.intox-mc.net

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Intoxicated?	Intoxicated is a drug-themed Minecraft server with PvP, raiding, and griefing elements. Players can run drug bases, earn cash, ranks, and gear through drug activities.
What can I find at the spawn?	The spawn area features shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, and a bank for players to explore and utilize.
How does the competition work on the server?	Players will face fierce competition in the form of raids, griefs, and product thefts. Cops may frisk players, seize their stash, and even lock them up if caught.
Is there a leveling system on Intoxicated?	Yes, players can level up and unlock better shops, gear, and perks as they progress on the server.

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

Detox, substance abuse, Hardcore, steve, Rehabilitation

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

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Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

Priorities, life lessons, time constraints, hospital visit, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and secret treasure hunts that will make you forget all about your poor grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world of endless possibilities waiting for you?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”

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Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Hospital, cognitive behavioral therapy, Therapist, blocky, Clients

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

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Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

Police, Support, Justice, MAYHEM, Mother

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

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GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

Video, mental health, virtual worlds, Therapy, multiplayer

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

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