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BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3605
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4306	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Farms Harvested:	988
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Potions Brewed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1630
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5875	Buildings Constructed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7542

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?