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Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Votes:	2186
Potions Brewed:	170	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Votes:	3632
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	5644
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6121	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8114	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	4925
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!