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Hot Blocks & Cold Drinks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your Minecraft apartment? Well, fear not, because our server is so hot, you’ll feel like you’re living in the Nether! Our lava-heated apartments will keep you toasty warm all night long, plus you can roast marshmallows for s’mores right in your living room!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with all those diamonds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built amusement park, where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT! It’s a blast – literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

HolyCraft: Where You Can Found a Religion on Conquest!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Void Armor Forged:	13
Zombie Dances:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Emeralds Found:	1916	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and become a part of our cult-like community where we worship the almighty conquest and dominate all who dare to challenge us. Sure, we may get our asses handed to us in every war, but that just adds to the excitement, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and where you can be a part of a religion based on getting your shit kicked in, then look no further. Join us and experience the thrill of constant battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right!

LolCraft: Server 673379098 – Where Anonymity is Key!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	288	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2794
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Farms Harvested:	378

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and even befriending a talking cow named Moo-lan! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, and our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes (as long as they involve Minecraft, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Chinese State Media Meets Minecraft Madness!

capitalism, China, Chinese, Chinese state media, communism, Crafty, CREEPERS, far right, geopolitical alignment, global times, iran, Israel, madness, Media, meets, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, Palestinian statehood, Partnership, recognition, right-wing politics, russia, State, US propaganda, VALUES

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that aligns with your far-right capitalist views? Look no further! Join our server where we promote the same politics as the USA and Israel. Oppose communism by supporting us! We even have alliances with Palestine, Iran, Russia, and China – because who needs logic when you have Minecraft alliances, right?

Come join us and fight for your capitalist beliefs in a virtual world where geopolitics make no sense but the fun never ends. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and show the world that Minecraft is the true battleground for global politics. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have – join now!

CraftyGenshin – Where Minecraft meets Genshin Impact for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on a quest to Discover Traces and Explore Nature in a collaboration web event that will have you questioning reality. But wait, there’s more! Take part in our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you’ll encounter talking cats and battle evil furballs.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – the ultimate squad of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – because who doesn’t want a sword that grants you freedom?

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re feeling lucky, redeem our codes for some epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. See you on the other side!

VomitCraft: Where Digging Deep is More Fun Than Sticking Fingers Down Throats!

bulimia, deep, Digging, eating disorder, emotional distress, Fingers, Fun, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, purging, seeking help, self destruction, self harm, self harm behavior, self harm recovery, self love, self-destructive behavior, Sticking, sticking fingers, Therapy, throats, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habits, VomitCraft, vomiting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of trying to make yourself puke just to escape reality? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the pixels whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities and no need for self-induced nausea. Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and never have to resort to extreme measures again. Plus, our community is so welcoming and fun, you’ll never want to log off! Say goodbye to the toilet bowl and hello to a blocky paradise. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

NerdyCraft: Because Minecraft is the closest thing we have to living in a mid 90s to early/mid 2000s manga world

“2000s”, 70s, 80s, 90s, akira, art, Atsushi Ohkubo, CLOSEST, dungeon meshi, EARLYMID, Eiichiro Oda, eyeshield 21, FOTNS, Hiromu Arakawa, Hiroyuki Takei, Kazuki Takahashi, Kouta Hirano, Kyohiko Azuma, Living, made in abyss, Manga, mid, Minecraft, modern manga, murata, naoki urasawa, NerdyCraft, Norihiro Yagi, quantity over quality, soul eater, Soulful, Standards, Takeshi Obata, TORIYAMA, well drawn comics, world, Yasuhiro Nightow

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ores Mined:	9041	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring, lackluster Minecraft servers with no soul? Well, look no further! Our server is like the mid 90s to early/mid 2000s era of manga – soulful and full of epic artistry!

Join our server and you’ll be transported into a world created by the likes of Hiromu Arakawa, Yasuhiro Nightow, and Kazuki Takahashi. Imagine exploring a world designed by the genius minds of Hiroyuki Takei and Kouta Hirano – it’s like stepping into a manga masterpiece!

But wait, there’s more! Eiichiro Oda at his peak will guide you on your adventures, while Eyeshield 21 era Murata will make sure you never run out of excitement. And don’t even get me started on Naoki Urasawa at his peak – the twists and turns in our server will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So why settle for average art quality when you can join a Minecraft server that is pure artistry and soul? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 916859466 – Anonymous Edition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in glorious Technicolor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually super intelligent aliens plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3060
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ores Mined:	3361
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

DustBusters: Where Creeper Explosions and Drama Unravel in the Most Hilarious Ways!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9615	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious events that have been happening.

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players by blowing up their carefully crafted builds. But don’t worry, they’re just misunderstood and are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

If you’re feeling brave, you can join our quest to uncover the secrets of the server’s past and discover what really happened when the dust settled. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans you’ll get into along the way?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!